Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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