your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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