She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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