Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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