I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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