Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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