i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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