I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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