well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Randomize
