North Korea, Best Korea!
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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