We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
