sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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