i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
