He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
fuck your aforementioned shoe
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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