windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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