Jerry, you need to find god
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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