that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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