And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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