What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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