just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
bring money and cleavage
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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