I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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