You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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