You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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