Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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