I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
