OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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