have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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