it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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