at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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