Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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