well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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