I don't think brook has ever known best
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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