I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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