I hate your face
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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