what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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