I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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