I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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