If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize
