Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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