i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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