There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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