Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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