R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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