Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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