Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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