Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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