North Korea, Best Korea!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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