As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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