stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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