so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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