susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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