You can't motorboat a personality
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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