If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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