ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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