How'd it feel making her break her religion?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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