She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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